Stewed Hamm
Who are you!?!? Tell meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!! PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!!!! I have been a very very very very patient woman. VERRRRYYYYY patient. Almost a year and a half you have been torturing me. What's a girl gotta do, huh?
PLEEEEEEEEEEAAAASE!!!!???!?!?!?
I'll be your best friend! And.... um.... I can't make any more promises than that because I don't KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!! But it could involve a lot of licking. I'm just sayin.....
posted by di at 2:15 PM
2 Comments:
whoa licking? that's a good deal, i would take that deal.
3:25 PM
Awwww, aren't you the sweetest!
Say... you're not stalking me or anything are you? Because I saw "Swimfan" and... OK, it sucked, but that's not the point.
I might take you up on the potential licking... but there's the possibility that it'll turn into that Tootsie Roll Pop commercial, and I totally don't swing that way.
10:33 PM
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