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September 22, 2005

No one saw THIS coming!

Texans Fleeing Rita Stalled by Traffic

What? Really? How can it be that people leaving Houston could cause a traffic jam? You can't even get AROUND Houston without a traffic jam. And people were expecting just to zoom out of there without incident? While 1,999,999 other people decided to leave at the same time? This is great...

"This is the worst planning I've ever seen," said Judie Anderson, who covered just 45 miles in 12 hours after setting out from her home in the Houston suburb of LaPorte. "They say we've learned a lot from Hurricane Katrina. Well, you couldn't prove it by me."

OK, so let me get this straight... You expected to leave Houston... which is FOUR TIMES AS BIG as New Orleans in a flash? Not even to mention that everyone in Houston just got more exposure than they ever dreamed in the sense of seeing what happens when you DON'T evacuate. Did you expect everyone to stay, JUDIE ANDERSON??? Did you expect some extra roads to magically appear? I mean, I agree that 45 miles in 12 hours is ridiculous, but you have to be realistic. Traffic is backed up from Dallas to Houston so no relief in sight on that front, but it sure beats getting hammered with a Cat4 hurricane, no? So pick your poison, but don't act surprised when it starts to suck either way. MK? I've also heard rumors of tailgating. Because this is Texas and we can find any ol' excuse to par-tay. =) Texas RULES!

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Blogger di said...

Sorry kids. Had to turn on the word verification after receiving 4 spam comments w/in about a minute after posting. Stooopid.

And on topic? Know what I'm tired of? Seeing cars on the news. That's the news. Cars. There are a lot of cars on the freeways. Look! Over there! More cars!!! Cars at the gas station, cars at the hotels, cars on the side of the road, cars on both sides of the road, cars cars cars WE GET IT! Thank you for reading my ridiculous rant.

Holy crap, I have to word verify my own comments! Awesome.

8:41 PM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yeah, rita is one huge bee with an itch. i hope you and gabi are alright. we're all thinking about you. and the entire state of texas. hook'em!

10:52 PM

 
Blogger Stewed Hamm said...

I'm just glad we haven't started hearing asinine things like:

"Hurricane headed for Texas? Blame George Bush! He's using Karl Rove's evil weather-controlling machine to finish off all the black people he didn't get with Katrina."

"Not enough roads? Blame George Bush! Those roads should have been built when he was the governor."

Also, just a thought for Ms. Judie Anderson: How long ago was it that THIS was the worst planning you'd ever seen? And you're saying south Texas planned and executed worse than Gov. Blank-Hole and Mayor Schoolbus Nagin? Think that one through again, lady.

9:56 AM

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Don't worry about Georgie. He'll be too busy counting money with his Big Oil buddies to worry about any pesky black people.

Stay safe and dry, Tejas. If you need any ballast in the rushing waters, I hear the South Side of Chicago has a baseball team that sinks like lead.

Sincerely,
Santos-McGarry Campaign Headquarters and White Sox Fan Suicide Hotline

12:37 PM

 

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