Oh. My. Ian.

From this day forth (or at least until the Olympics are over), I am replacing "omg" with "OMI" because damn, Ian Thorpe is a god.

Seriously. Oh how I envy the black paint smearer. I mean, those lips. I know he is just a man, but hot damn.

OMI, I'm in the seventh grade all of a sudden. Page me and I'll pass you a note right before English, k? Sorry So Short! BFFE