OK, seriously, as if you guys didn't already know... I have the cutest kid ever. Everrrrrr!!! We have this "game" we like to play. Usually, around bed time, we'll go back and forth with "I love you more than..." Most of the time, we stick to purple or cupcakes or glitter and other goofy girlie things. Well, tonight it went something like this:

Gabi: I love you more than purple
Me: I love you more than blue
Gabi: You like blue?
Me: Oh yeah. It's a good color, no?
Gabi: Yeah it is. I just didn't know you liked it so much. I love you more than Powerpuff Girls
Me: I love you more than the Princess Bride!
Gabi: (look of shock) =0 Really?
Me: Of course I do! I love you more than Pat Benatar
Gabi: (another look of shock) =0 REALLY? I love you more than Kelly Clarkson!
Me: =0 Wow! That's a lot! I love you more than The Amazing Race!
Gabi: I love you more than SURVIVOR! (that's a lot, people)
Me: Whoa. Are you sure?
Gabi: Yep. I love you more than my bathroom (which she really loves. Thanks, Lynne!)
Me: I love you more than bubble baths.
Gabi: Huh? You take bubble baths?
Me: Of course I do!
Gabi: When?
Me: Usually when you're at your dad's or at Nana's. You know, so I can take my time.
Gabi: You know you're just sitting in your own dirt, right?

Hysterical laughter ensues. She was so matter-of-fact about the whole thing in this, "Mom, I'm telling you this for your own good" tone. I have no idea where she gets it from.